DIARY OF A SURVIVOR

Sorry, no Internet today, tomorrow and 5 more days

Day 1: Denial 

Omg JUST 7 days? I can do it without blinking an eye. I will have so much free time to do stuff I postponed for so long.

Day 2: Pre-acceptance

Ok, I blinked like a million times. I have watched all downloaded movies, re-read a ton of magazines (including ancient issues from 2011) and finished Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy (I've started a long time ago, but who cares, it's still 800 pages long)

Day 3: Irritation

Omg 7 DAYS? People living without the Net should get a medal or something. I will be a co-founder if someone is up to the championship idea. 

Day 4: Acceptance

Ok. After replaying the one and only song on my laptop for 100th time I got it. I don't want bringing my sexy back. I. Want. My. Internet. Back.

Day 5: Cheating

I can't live like that. Using someone's Net isn't cheating, is it? 

Day 6: Post-cheating

I feel so guilty. Guilt is eating me alive. Who can trust me now? I can't even be in healthy relationship with my Internet.

Day 7: Success

It was so easy. I feel like I can take over the world after this kind of torture.